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Cleaning out my car (armorall, windex, vacuum, leather conditioner). The entire time I'm there the guy next to me in a Subaru WRX, is BLASTING Nickelback on his system.

Need I say more?!?!

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That's when you start blasting stuff like Cher, The Carpenters, Streisand, etc. just to annoy him.
 
Colt said:
Cleaning out my car (armorall, windex, vacuum, leather conditioner). The entire time I'm there the guy next to me in a Subaru WRX, is BLASTING Nickelback on his system.

Need I say more?!?!

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Was he in your garage?
 
Colt said:
Cleaning out my car (armorall, windex, vacuum, leather conditioner). The entire time I'm there the guy next to me in a Subaru WRX, is BLASTING Nickelback on his system.

Need I say more?!?!

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Blast Justin Bieber. The army will there shortly.
 
Tadashi70 said:
Was he in your garage?
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No. But Nickelback should be banned nationwide even when turned down extremely low.

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tpluff said:
I'd claim conspiracy. At least you should be able to haggle for a discount. I always just say 2 putt max and make sure there's no huge bumps on the way to the hole. If they do it right, it shouldn't be noticeable for more than a week or 2.
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That's the other rant, they don't discount after aerification. It stinks.
 
arydolphin said:
That's the other rant, they don't discount after aerification. It stinks.
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Then they would definitely not get business from me during aerification. I've actually never heard of a course that didn't discount during aerification, strangely enough.

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Richard has been cooking a roast in the oven tonight. It's about done. He turns the oven off, but all of a sudden, he can't open the door. Neither can I. What the deuce?
 
arydolphin said:
That's the other rant, they don't discount after aerification. It stinks.
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I would have to take my business elsewhere for the next few weeks then. Of course I have no idea of what your relationship is with those two courses, however, seems like poor customer service to not discount. I know it's necessary to aerify, I've done it myself, but it affects play and if you want to keep people happy, keep some money in their pockets.
 
Jersey Nate said:
Richard has been cooking a roast in the oven tonight. It's about done. He turns the oven off, but all of a sudden, he can't open the door. Neither can I. What the deuce?
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Take up weightlifting.
 
MO_Hacker said:
Self clean mode??
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Not sure...the oven is certainly off. Cleaning mode light is not on. Neither is the light that says that the door is locked. What. The. Heck.
 
Jersey Nate said:
Not sure...the oven is certainly off. Cleaning mode light is not on. Neither is the light that says that the door is locked. What. The. Heck.
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Turn it back on and try?
 
Problem has been solved. Cycled the power to the stove, pushed the clean button and then turned the whole thing off. The door opened. Phew.
 
Jersey Nate said:
Problem has been solved. Cycled the power to the stove, pushed the clean button and then turned the whole thing off. The door opened. Phew.
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Sounds like the work of #cookie to me.
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Had a great day on the course with my two daughters. Age 3 and 5. You would think that we would be the slow group on the course. However we where stuck behind the worst group ever we had to wait on them for 5 holes and then I skipped them only to find that there was know one in front of them. I hate slow play!
 
jacob1 said:
Had a great day on the course with my two daughters. Age 3 and 5. You would think that we would be the slow group on the course. However we where stuck behind the worst group ever we had to wait on them for 5 holes and then I skipped them only to find that there was know one in front of them. I hate slow play!
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You know what our farm animals hate? Slow hay.
 
There is nothing worse about my job than the fact that my soldiers and I are constantly the center of attention for every pissing contest that arises. Something about falling under a division, a battalion, and the division surgeon all at once that makes my life hell!

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My son is walking all over the place, which is awesome.

...Until he faceplants in to the corner of the wall, busts his lip open and chips his tooth...
 
War Eagle said:
My son is walking all over the place, which is awesome.

...Until he faceplants in to the corner of the wall, busts his lip open and chips his tooth...
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Baby teeth
 
War Eagle said:
My son is walking all over the place, which is awesome.

...Until he faceplants in to the corner of the wall, busts his lip open and chips his tooth...
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Dude I'm terrified for Madelyn to start walking. At first I couldn't wait, and then I saw my friends kids going nuts.

Also, why are textbooks so damn expensive?
 
War Eagle said:
That's what I told the wife.

"Eh, he loses those ones anyway."
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I effed those teeth up. It was way worse when I knocked my big boy teeth out.
 
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