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Great TV/Movie quotes

•A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.


South park
 
feeed me seymour
 
"Autobots, roll out"--Transformers
 
•Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.


Cartman
 
welcome to errrfff - independence day
 
Necessary? It's not necessary that I drink my own urine, but it's sterile and I like how it tastes.


Dodge Ball
 
chew talm bout willis!

diff strokes
 
"How You doin'?" --- Friends

 
"Hasta La Vista....Baby"--Terminator 2
 
by the power of grayskull! i have the powwwweeerrrrr
 
Conversation:


"What's your problem, Kazanski?"

"You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous."

"That's right! Ice...man. I am dangerous."

and cut.
 
"I'm Steamin Willie Beamen"--Any Given Sunday
 
The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.

Ferris
 
Hoover Dam Guide: Welcome everyone. I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now I'm about to take you through a fully funtional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?
Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?

---Vegas Vacation
 
This one time at band camp...
 
Great TV/Movie quotes

'Eleanor'-- Gone in 60 Seconds


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Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong.


Friends
 
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." Rhett Butler; Gone with the Wind
 
Great TV/Movie quotes

"Ooh ooh ahh ahh yes"--Debbie Does Dallas


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You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?



Caddyshack
 
Have you ever tried putting with a wedgie?

Caddyshack 2
 
Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.


The Fifth Element
 
Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory... lasts forever.

- The Replacements
 
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