Golf shorts: How short is too short?

I had to actually go out and buy a pair of trousers the other month when I got invited to play MPCC because of the no shorts rule. Shorts are all I wear.
You are in the Shorts 365 Days A Year Club? Restaurants, parties, holiday dinners etc...? I know a few guys like that and when I meet a stranger wearing shorts on a rainy day I usually ask him if he is in the club and every time the guy will shoot at me a smile filled with pride.
 
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That’s an April in ohio tan for sure! We’re blessed to have seen sun already.
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I had a pair of shorts in my hands today until I realized they had a 9" inseam. Back on the rack they went.
 
Fashion is a very strange phenomenon. Not many years ago you couldn't buy a pair of shorts above the knee. And too many had cargo pockets.
This Old Guy likes them just above the knee.
 
I wore 8" today and it was like having pants on.
 
I had a pair of shorts in my hands today until I realized they had a 9" inseam. Back on the rack they went.
Sounds like you had capris in your hands.
 
Whatever length is just above the knee is about my limit. With my hockey legs, anything shorter just feels stupid.
 
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