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2012 THP Golf Outing & Demo Day

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JB said:
Im going to enjoy this more than you know, because my wife said I can put you into your place finally despite the fact that you have done a great job by yourself of looking like a complete fool. Let me first start by explaining how a real service like GHIN works. When you input your scores, it records it as that day. So when my lovely wife let us join Grand Cypress, I was issued a new GHIN number and I inputted my scores from all the scorecards I still had. They were recorded on that day.

By the way, since its clear you have never used a real handicap service before. You cant delete scores, but I appreciate you trying to insinuate that as well.

You can back pedal all you want, but when someone says "3.6 lol", I know exactly what they mean. And you my friend should NEVER question whether or not I am being honest about my index. Its public and everybody can view my scores. Unlike the ole "If a CG13 plays golf and nobody is around, gee, I bet he shoots 80".

How dare you question my integrity you little garden gnome of a man. Learn to role with the punches. GG gets called slow all night in the fantasy draft and she laughs it off. You, you sound like a grovelling child looking for more candy on Halloween. Question my honesty and ethics and even my handicap? I will make you look like a bigger fool than you do already. How you ask?

I got big plans for CG13 at the next outing. Because I am putting you in my group with other guys that wear big boy pants and every single time its your turn to hit. Im going to remind you of just how effin slow you are and then when you look at the scorecards at the turn and see you are already down to me by 20 strokes, you can look up to me (as you do anyway at your height) and say, you are right, I should not have questioned your integrity.

While I would hate to see this guy drop out because a child of a man apparently is having a bad day (maybe he will send me another PM apology explaining his bad day and sorry for taking it out on me), I have a feeling its coming. I hope not, because deep down inside, he is a decent guy and clearly is just wound way too tight.

The best part of this whole thing is, that mini me gets called out by every single guy in the Morgan Cup about pace of play, and chooses to only attack me. I relish that though, I truly do. For those at the MC, remember when P4B shoved him jokingly out of the live camera stream and he went crazy and would not talk to anybody for 30 minutes. Well I did not even know it happened either, but the videos show otherwise. Who knew, that grown men were this emotional. Apparently the Napoleonic complex lives on, but thankfully not in everybody under the height of 5'9.

Thanks CG13 for making my evening while on vacation with my wife by questioning whether or not I am honest about my golf scores. Now we can cue his wonderful retorts about "I am just defending myself" and "I have been picked on since returning". The same old garbage we have heard about Mr. Defensive since returning from the MC. The same guy that was a basket case leading up to the MC. And the same old guy that CHOSE to come at me about performance before I EVER said anything about your game (nor would I). Come back and talk to me when you can bring it with better Sh!t than questioning my handicap keeping.

We can now return to our regularly scheduled programming of this wonderful outing and all the wonderful people that get to play golf behind CG13 on that first day. Cause he is going off first in my group and its going to be painful to watch!
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Do i get to be in this group? /beg
 
mcook77 said:
Just messin'.....I am a 12 but striving to be a single digit by next May!!


Tappin' from my iPad!
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i figured as much lol... good luck with the handicap i just broke into single digits this year trying to stay there now is the hard part. im hoping im @ a 5 or lower by the outing. its nice putting goals on yourself it seems like the outing has a lot of people trying to get there game together before then. i think thats great!
 
GolferGal said:
I may be one of the most sensitive people you will ever meet and I take EVERYTHING personally but even I know when it's just fun trash talking and I hope you guys are realizing that too. I am getting ridiculed in the FF thread because I took forever to make my trades. I think it's hysterical, and I encourage more trash talking. I know everyone is just joking, and if I didn't, if I was even the least bit unsure, I would send them a PM and ask them if they mean it. And if you feel like the trash talking is going too far, send a PM and let the people know that it's just not fun for you anymore, or ask some of the pro trash talkers for some pointers on ways to get back that are funny without getting personal and mean. Somehow the fun trash talking in here got lost in a sea of anger and oversensitivity.

I should add, TheChosen1 is a perfect example of a guy who is getting blasted for missing the draft last night, but he laughs at himself, the situation and comes back and makes fun of everyone else. See how he handled it as a prime example of what this fun trash talking is all about.
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Completely agree about TheLate1. Dude was destroyed last night during the draft and took it like a champ. I mean he makes us all wait 2 minutes per turn and then when he finally gets into the draft he takes 2 minutes and picks a kicker. It was awesome. Hats off to you man. I think I would have slinked away after reading the chat. Every post in here should be taken as lighthearted unless proven otherwise. I know I'm just having some fun. Hawk though is just mean:bicker:
 
The Belbs wants a TMex index too. Pretty please? It can't be as low as JRods though, he is soooooo tall he is intimidating.

CG ... You are a good dude and I'd play with you any day. Also that goes for everyone on this forum... Except Hawk. ;)

Kidding, I'd love to tee it up with Hawk as well.


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When you see my stroke in my next forum test you will all weep that I will not be attending next year's outing. Weep.
 
It's all in good fun, I'm always pondering my next move

MattyCaulk Aka Hawk hunter
 
griff said:
When you see my stroke in my next forum test you will all weep that I will not be attending next year's outing. Weep.
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Keep it clean, it's a family friendly forum. :D
 
MattyKrack17 said:
Weep from laughter?

MattyCaulk Aka Hawk hunter
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3 word response
Sig is 4 words.

I decided to keep count from now on so you dont have to go back and look...hehe
 
griff said:
Don't make me quote Conan. Not the polished Destroyer, the original Barbarian Conan.
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Zzzzz :) .. I feel the weep of laughter coming on lol.

MattyCaulk Aka Hawk hunter
 
This thread makes me weep. Not from laughter, but from head shaking

I get it back on track. Team THP is going to lose.


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MattyKrack17 said:
Zzzzz :) .. I feel the weep of laughter coming on lol.

MattyCaulk Aka Hawk hunter
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Dammit I stink at this trash talking. Ok, your laughter will be from the pure joy you are feeling, salvation really, that you have witnessed such a swing.
 
griff said:
Dammit I stink at this trash talking. Ok, your laughter will be from the pure joy you are feeling, salvation really, that you have witnessed such a swing.
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Team anti THP ftw

MattyCaulk Aka Hawk hunter
 
JB said:
4 word response
4 word signature
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You still talking? I'm sure I can find a lot of posts in this thread that are 4 words or less.. but it will be ok. If that's all you can come up with (again) I understand . It's been a long day. Maybe tomorrow

BTW: aka isnt a word :)
MattyCaulk Aka Hawk hunter
 
MattyKrack17 said:
You still talking? I'm sure I can find a lot of posts in this thread that are 4 words or less.. but it will be ok. If that's all you can come up with (again) I understand . It's been a long day. Maybe tomorrow

BTW: aka isnt a word :)
MattyCaulk Aka Hawk hunter
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If you believe that is all I can come up with, I suggest you scrolling up a page or so.
Now I think its time for you to get ready for your shift welcoming people at CiCi's Pizza.

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JB said:
If you believe that is all I can come up with, I suggest you scrolling up a page or so.
Now I think its time for you to get ready for your shift welcoming people at CiCi's Pizza.

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Thank you, come again, have a good night. Yes! I finally got it down, maybe a promotion in the near future

MattyCaulk Aka Hawk hunter
 
I feel like I am on safari in south Africa and I just saw a lion take down a spring buck...not the usual pride of lions taking down the Matty-lope....I need a drink

Edit: the pride has awaken, I guess it's feeding time

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Tadashi70 said:
I feel like I am on safari in south Africa and I just saw a lion take down a spring buck...not the usual pride of lions taking down the Matty-lope....I need a drink


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HAHAHHAH. That is darn funny right there.
After the outing, rumor has it that Hawk will have Mattylope antlers hanging in his den as a trophy.
 
JB said:
If you believe that is all I can come up with, I suggest you scrolling up a page or so.
Now I think its time for you to get ready for your shift welcoming people at CiCi's Pizza.

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Clearly I need to work on my trash talking before I can make an outing. I would be canon fodder cursing myself to sleep as I remember the ultimate comeback 8 hours after the fact.
 
griff said:
Clearly I need to work on my trash talking before I can make an outing. I would be canon fodder cursing myself to sleep as I remember the ultimate comeback 8 hours after the fact.
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Griff, you have to make one at some point. Looking forward to meeting you. And when all else fails, you can just sneak into Dig Dugs closet and grab his latest T-Shirt.

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Tadashi70 said:
I feel like I am on safari in south Africa and I just saw a lion take down a spring buck...not the usual pride of lions taking down the Matty-lope....I need a drink


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If you get any further up JBs butt, when you stand up its gonna look like a lollipop

MattyCaulk Aka Hawk hunter
 
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