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Buy those OnCor Family Dinners. That's a big frozen meal. 8-10 salisbury steaks and one of those tubs of Simply Potatoes is just about right for a person with a hearty appetite. Make sure you eat all the shiny gelatinous gravy in which the salisbury steaks are submerged.

Enough of that gravy and you'll never be hungry again.

Kevin
 
Our big snow event that the weather guys have been saying for a week that we were going to get never came about. It snowed some mid morning and up to noon but nothing stayed on the ground. heck I had already planned on sleeping in late tomorrow and not coming into work now I have to show up.:bad:

Do not get me wrong I know all about snow I lived in Philadelphia, PA and up state New York so I know about the snow. I was just hoping to have enough to have a short work week, double bummer.
 
halk said:
Our big snow event that the weather guys have been saying for a week that we were going to get never came about. It snowed some mid morning and up to noon but nothing stayed on the ground. heck I had already planned on sleeping in late tomorrow and not coming into work now I have to show up.:bad:

Do not get me wrong I know all about snow I lived in Philadelphia, PA and up state New York so I know about the snow. I was just hoping to have enough to have a short work week, double bummer.
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I feel your pain.
 
My phone rang at 6 am, it was the automated system from work informing me that they were not shutting down because of the snow!! Gee thanks for the info but I only work Fri.-Sun. so I don't really give a rat's *** if they are working today or not!
 
MO_Hacker said:
My phone rang at 6 am, it was the automated system from work informing me that they were not shutting down because of the snow!! Gee thanks for the info but I only work Fri.-Sun. so I don't really give a rat's *** if they are working today or not!
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That's a good one...at least it wasn't 5:30.They let you sleep in despite the longer drive time it would have taken
 
jefffann said:
That's a good one...at least it wasn't 5:30.They let you sleep in despite the longer drive time it would have taken
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That's true except the area I work in starts at 5 so if I got their message I might as well stay home since I'd be late anyway.
 
MO_Hacker said:
That's true except the area I work in starts at 5 so if I got their message I might as well stay home since I'd be late anyway.
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I didn't know you worked for the same kind of pinheads I do.
 
jefffann said:
I didn't know you worked for the same kind of pinheads I do.
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My boss can be a real pain, too. Look at her sitting over there. Wait, she's getting up. She's heading to the kitchen to check on her chicken and dumplings. She has a lot of nerve, I tell you, treating me like that.

Kevin
 
Esox said:
Buy those OnCor Family Dinners. That's a big frozen meal. 8-10 salisbury steaks and one of those tubs of Simply Potatoes is just about right for a person with a hearty appetite. Make sure you eat all the shiny gelatinous gravy in which the salisbury steaks are submerged.

Enough of that gravy and you'll never be hungry again.

Kevin
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That's not gravy--that's formaldehyde. Which gets you to the same place.
 
ClairefromClare said:
That's not gravy--that's formaldehyde. Which gets you to the same place.
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Formaldehyde is a preservative. Eat enough and you won't have to be embalmed. They can just plant you straight from the morgue.:D
 
C-Tech said:
Formaldehyde is a preservative. Eat enough and you won't have to be embalmed. They can just plant you straight from the morgue.:D
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That was my point, C-Tech!
 
I am a little slow, Claire, but I have naturally curly hair which gives me a pass on everything. Just like the little girl on Peanuts. LOL!
 
C-Tech said:
I am a little slow, Claire, but I have naturally curly hair which gives me a pass on everything. Just like the little girl on Peanuts. LOL!
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That would be Frieda, right?
 
Ugh! I am always full of aches and pains. My back is killing me, and every 3 or so minutes a sharp pain shoots up my left forearm.
 
Dude! You should really see a doctor!
 
Dent said:
I have to find one, my pediatrician can't see me anymore. :act-up:
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My brother refused to stop going to the pediatrician. He only stopped going in his mid-20's because the doctor died.
 
Diane said:
My brother refused to stop going to the pediatrician. He only stopped going in his mid-20's because the doctor died.
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His doctor agreed to still see him into his 20's? Wow I've never heard of that before.
 
Dent said:
His doctor agreed to still see him into his 20's? Wow I've never heard of that before.
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I don't think the doctor had a choice - my brother just kept showing up and sitting in the little chairs.
 
My daughter had cancer surgery at Childrens Mercy in KC at 19, (21 now). My other daughter has diabetes and went until 18 I think, again Childrens Mercy. Fantastic place by the way!
 
Dent said:
I have to find one, my pediatrician can't see me anymore. :act-up:
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Diane said:
My brother refused to stop going to the pediatrician. He only stopped going in his mid-20's because the doctor died.
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Our pediatrician sees some young adults who've been with him for life. He's a great guy--used to live across the street from us and has made the occasional house call.
 
Dent said:
I have to find one, my pediatrician can't see me anymore. :act-up:
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With those symtoms you should problely seek out a specialist.You screw your back up at an early age and don't do anything about it can lead to some suffering when you get older.Trust me that's one thing that doesn't get better with age.
 
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