Great TV/Movie quotes

There are a lot of new people here and maybe they would like the chance to share some of their favorite quotes.

Here is one from The Big Lebowski:

The Dude: "Yeah, well. The Dude abides."
The Stranger: "The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals."

"Shut the #@$% up Donny!"
 
"In the words of the late, great Colonel Sanders..., 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken'".
 
From The Godfather....

"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
 
"In the words of the late, great Colonel Sanders..., 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken'".

Another fan of Talladega Nights...like I used to tell my girlfriend, "we go together like cocaine and waffles!".

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Probably already used: "Your mom goes to college."- Kip Dynomite.
 
Silence is golden, so stifle thy self - - - Archie Bunker
 
Verrry eenteresting - - - German Soldier on Laugh-In
 
I love it when a plan comes together - - - Hannibal on The A-Team
 
Cross my heart and hope to spit - - - Beaver Cleaver
 
Vinny Gambini: It is possible that the two yutes...
Judge Chamberlain Haller: ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?
Vinny Gambini: Uh... what word?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Two what?
Vinny Gambini: What?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh... did you say 'yutes'?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two yutes.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: What is a yute?
Vinny Gambini: Oh, excuse me, your honor...
Vinny Gambini: Two YOUTHS.

My Cousin Vinny
 
Shazbot - - - Mork and Mindy
 
"Ding Dong The Witch is Dead" .......... guess who?
 
Sit on it! - - - Happy Days
 
First movie I ever saw in a theater.

Clint Eastwood - Every Which Way But Loose.

"Right turn Clyde!"

And from Monty Python...

Go AWAY, or I shall taunt thee a second time-a
 
All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of 'em got smarts real good, like me. - - - Urban Cowboy
 
I'm melting, awwwwwww

Toto, were not in Kansas anymore!

I'll stuff a mattress with you, hehehehehe!

Lions and Tigers and bears, oh my ......

Damit Liz, change the channel!
 
I love this internet. It's part fantasy, part community, and you get to pay your bills naked. - - - Dolly (Stockard Channing) in Must Love Dogs
 
I love this internet. It's part fantasy, part community, and you get to pay your bills naked. - - - Dolly (Stockard Channing) in Must Love Dogs

oooh, her tooo?
 
Oh American girl friend! "Sixteen Candles"
 
"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Master's champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!" Carl Spackler Caddyshack
 
Ding dong the witch is dead, which old witch? the wicked witch. Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!
 
Good night, everyone. - - - The Waltons
 
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