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I'm bored!! Its raining, so no golf :( Went to Golfsmith though to buy some more golf balls (the overruns, since I can use them when I lose them easily at certain courses haa haa) and then I bought an umbrella on sale there as well.

That's all :(
 
Cold here in Atlanta but heading to the golf store to try out those Cleveland clubs. ALso, my new AW for the Burners is here so I will be picking it up too.
 
I believe it was last year - might have been the year before - that women were complaining that they were offended by Santas greeting them at stores with a loud "Ho Ho Ho." The furor seems to have died down because this year I haven't read anything about similar complaints.
 
Happy Hollandaise everybody. I hope your Eggs Benedict is fantastic and your Veal Oscar even better.

Kevin
 
Esox said:
Happy Hollandaise everybody. I hope your Eggs Benedict is fantastic and your Veal Oscar even better.

Kevin
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Does this mean you've gotten your new golf golf?
 
Im going to Disneyland tomorrow. I dont know how I feel about that yet.
 
TheGasman said:
Im going to Disneyland tomorrow. I dont know how I feel about that yet.
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You're a guy, you probably don't feel anything about it. We only have 3 feelings anyway hungry, sleepy, h***y. Its hard to feel one of those about Disneyland.:D
 
ClairefromClare said:
Does this mean you've gotten your new golf golf?
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No, but my little punkin did. I got six new golf golfs with pro shop credit at the end of the season. I have them stowed for next year.

Kevin
 
Esox said:
No, but my little punkin did. I got six new golf golfs with pro shop credit at the end of the season. I have them stowed for next year.

Kevin
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I asked for a bionic glove for Christmas. I'm sure I'll get it.
 
Diane said:
I asked for a bionic glove for Christmas. I'm sure I'll get it.
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Run faster, jump higher, hit ball farther.

Kevin
 
Esox said:
Run faster, jump higher, hit ball farther.

Kevin
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You jump on the course? Please tell me that you don't do that on the green.
 
Diane said:
You jump on the course? Please tell me that you don't do that on the green.
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You're taking things a tad literally, aren't you? Actually, I'm one of those fat people you say tear up the greens when they walk, so I don't need to jump.

Kevin
 
Esox said:
You're taking things a tad literally, aren't you? Actually, I'm one of those fat people you say tear up the greens when they walk, so I don't need to jump.

Kevin
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I played in a foursome with a very obese woman one day. She tore up the green too. Whe she bent down to get her ball from the cup - she twisted - it was like a corkscrew on the green.
 
Diane said:
She tore up the green too.
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I know, you've posted about it. You really think I tear up greens just by walking on them?

Kevin
 
Esox said:
I know, you've posted about it. You really think I tear up greens just by walking on them?

Kevin
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I don't think you're fat or girthy or dense. I've seen pictures.

I do wonder if you wear your cheese hat all Winter though.
 
Diane said:
I don't think you're fat or girthy or dense. I've seen pictures.

I do wonder if you wear your cheese hat all Winter though.
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I am.

I do.

Kevin
 
Esox said:
I am.

I do.

Kevin
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Doesn't sound like those new glasses are working out. Or did you get a funhouse mirror like the one Harry has? You know the one that made his crock look massive.
 
Diane said:
Or did you get a funhouse mirror like the one Harry has? You know the one that made his crock look massive.
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I must have missed that thread, though there was some talk of crock pots, roast beefs, and turkey breasts in the dinner thread.

Kevin
 
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