JetSpeed
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The pet peeves thread got me thinking about some recent rando pairings. These were more amusing than annoying so I thought they deserved their own thread:
Random Old Guy: 150yd shot from the fairway. He’s hitting some kind of hybrid. Gets it about 2ft off the ground. It‘s got some heat on it and bounces maybe 50 times while running up to the green. As it’s going across the green and off the back he yells “Bite!!” (he was dead serious). I was standing right next to him and it was all I could do to keep a straight face. Nice guy and I enjoyed having him in our group but that made me laugh.
Mickey: Nice older guy. Looked like Santa’s younger brother. Called himself by name every time he made a mistake. “Oh Mickey! Oh Mickey! Mickey Mickey Mickey Mickey!” I think I heard that word 200 times that day. We were like Jeez! I wonder if his wife ever says his name that much?
Cart Girl Creeper: Plays with our threesome semi regularly. Nice enough guy, but on a looks scale of 1 to 10 he is about a -4 (so am I but at least I’m aware of it). Hits on the cart girls relentlessly, like he's at a strip club (he’s also about 60 and they are maybe 18?). “Hey beautifulllllllll… blah blah blah, gross gross gross”. Those girls always maintain their composure so well. You have to respect it. I can almost feel them shiver when they drive away though.
I feel like we have all run across so many of these. Not so much annoying, just quirky and entertaining. The weirder the pairing the better the story! What have you guys got?
Random Old Guy: 150yd shot from the fairway. He’s hitting some kind of hybrid. Gets it about 2ft off the ground. It‘s got some heat on it and bounces maybe 50 times while running up to the green. As it’s going across the green and off the back he yells “Bite!!” (he was dead serious). I was standing right next to him and it was all I could do to keep a straight face. Nice guy and I enjoyed having him in our group but that made me laugh.
Mickey: Nice older guy. Looked like Santa’s younger brother. Called himself by name every time he made a mistake. “Oh Mickey! Oh Mickey! Mickey Mickey Mickey Mickey!” I think I heard that word 200 times that day. We were like Jeez! I wonder if his wife ever says his name that much?
Cart Girl Creeper: Plays with our threesome semi regularly. Nice enough guy, but on a looks scale of 1 to 10 he is about a -4 (so am I but at least I’m aware of it). Hits on the cart girls relentlessly, like he's at a strip club (he’s also about 60 and they are maybe 18?). “Hey beautifulllllllll… blah blah blah, gross gross gross”. Those girls always maintain their composure so well. You have to respect it. I can almost feel them shiver when they drive away though.
I feel like we have all run across so many of these. Not so much annoying, just quirky and entertaining. The weirder the pairing the better the story! What have you guys got?