Do you take the money?

[jazi95]

 

[Jank]

Yes. I'll just put something over the top of the snail with a 10lb weight on it. Or I'll move thousands of miles away or to a different continent. Snails don't have thumbs, so don't tell me they can hitchhike!

 

[Golfers Anonymous]

Yes, it’s a snail not a cheetah.

 

[Jank]

Alright... doing some quick maffs and snails move at .03mph.

0.72 miles per day
262.8 miles per year

You can summer up north and winter down south and be completely good assuming that the snail is always traveling towards your current location. Sounds like a good way to utilize my $10 milly.

 

[PhillyV]

I think im taking the money and trapping the snail. Its not a bear

 

[LLIB]

One bucket and lid cost $5. That leaves $9,999,995 for me

 

[AndyL0711]

 

[PPFour12]

Yes. Of course.

 

[BuffaloPlunger]

I’m just here hoping someone says no so I can see their rationale

 

[Just_Brad]

Definitely Yes.

Otherwise? Oh, glad that snail isn't chasing me.... well worth not having 10mil

 

[wubears71]

Absolutely not. It would be a mental nightmare. I would go mad and not be able to enjoy life.

 

[McLovin]

no deal. how can you ever sleep???

 

[djt311]

Yep just have to put enough distance between the snail and myself daily so that it can't touch me when I fall asleep

 

[Chef23]

I am thinking yes.

 

[wubears71]

Absolutely not. It would be a mental nightmare. I would go mad and not be able to enjoy life.

I am rethinking my answer. If I can just put a box over the snail then yes.

 

[pumbaa]

Absolutely. Easy to avoid

 

[Slowmo]

of course. put the snail in some Tupperware and we're all good.

 

[Canadan]

Assuming I can't do anything to the snail, you can build a pretty sweet moat for 10 million.

 

[Scooby45]

Alright... doing some quick maffs and snails move at .03mph.

0.72 miles per day
262.8 miles per year

You can summer up north and winter down south and be completely good assuming that the snail is always traveling towards your current location. Sounds like a good way to utilize my $10 milly.

this plan is far superior to the trapping method, can't be too safe

 

[Thrillbilly Jim]

Yep!

 

[LLIB]

Yep!

Someone didn’t read the fine print

 

[LLIB]

this plan is far superior to the trapping method, can't be too safe

Nah, snails only live a few years. It said you can’t kill it but didn’t say it wouldn’t die naturally. Seal said bucket in some sort of airtight case. It’ll die eventually

 

[camden_kid]

Yes. Snails can't swim.

 

[IceyShanks]

Unless it's that Turbo snail from the movie, I think I'd be good to go!

 

[will]

I'd have to read all the fine print first and get a good look at the snail to keep some s*** like this from happening.