The Fall Outing Awards

[Hawk]

I though it might be fun to have an awards thread to reward some memorable people and events at the outing. If you have one, please add it They don't have to be funny, just something memorable.

The funniest guy east of the Pacific Ocean award goes to:

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FILDINI

The most likely to defile an elevator award goes to:

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ddec (thanks for taking the torch buddy)

 

[Chunkylover77]

Alright this is the 3rd or 4th time I've heard about the now infamous elevator. We need hotel security footage stat!!

 

[JB]

Great thread.

Best Drive of the weekend

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hawk hitting it 4 yards into a bush.

Best Finish of the weekend

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TC getting a 12 on #18

Best setho impersonation

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Ddec on the launch monitor

Best thanks inpersonation

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Ddec once again in the elevator

Best Putter

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Freaking Bulldog making a 100 foot putt to win

Best use of a travel bag

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Stuffing bama in it

Most improvement since the Spring Outing

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Hawk is 20 times better

Best investment ever

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Playing TC for money

Best dessert ever

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That white cake at the THP Dinner

Best wedge shot of the weekend

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Thanks thinning one off of P4B's ankle

Best time ever

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The THP Outing will be hard to beat

 

[TC]

^^^^^^awesome stuff!!!!! hard to add many to those.

best bear trap taunt:

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P4B's "BEAR TRAP" to spank, golf4life, yoccos

best birdie:

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P4B on the 17th at PGA National from the tips!

best cookies:

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mary c's

most creative outfit:

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rxgus on saturday!

best puchase:

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JB and that hydrocortisone

there was so many good times shared that i'm having a tough time narrowing it all down. i'm also tired.

 

[JB]

best puchase:

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JB and that hydrocortisone

there was so many good times shared that i'm having a tough time narrowing it all down. i'm also tired.

I guess I can add one more.

Best Lube Job

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TC's new nickname is grimis, the jiffy lube employee

 

[TC]

I guess I can add one more.

Best Lube Job

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TC's new nickname is grimis, the jiffy lube employee

that's pink grimis to you mr.

lmao!

 

[ddec]

I wear my title of "best Thanks impression" and "Most likely to defile an elevator" but it wasn't me that hit the launch monitor...that award would go to

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Danillo

 

[JB]

I wear my title of "best Thanks impression" and "Most likely to defile an elevator" but it wasn't me that hit the launch monitor...that award would go to

Danillo

You are correct and I apologize. Still 2 awards are impressive.



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[KellyBo]

Best dancing duo

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[video=youtube;b-ItAVcCQbU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-ItAVcCQbU[/video] TheDue and Hawk!

 

[Tmex]

I will never forget watching Hawks 4 yard drive and how it nestled itself in its landing spot. That was awesome!!!!


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[ddec]

You are correct and I apologize. Still 2 awards are impressive.

not bad for one outing right? Next time we will have to see who gets ddec'd

 

[ddec]

I would like to add a few awards

Best Prize given at the THP Dinner

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Divot Mat

Best club to test on the Divot Mat

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Ping Anser Putter

Best tasting drink of the weekend

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Uncle Daddy's Sweet Tea vodka and lemonade

Best thing about this outing being over

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We can start planning the next one

 

[One-T]

Long baller!!!!

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rbelbin...that guy can smoke the ball

Most vertically challenged

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did you really have to look?

Most yelled nickname

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Fildini

Most awesome what the hell moment

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Thanks + Cougers

Most excited

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9 iron winning his TM prize pack

most not excited

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Spank chipping one in for the 1st time ever

on the other side of that....the most excited to have ever chipped one in

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Hawk

most laid back by far

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P4B, this guy is just an all around hell off a dude...and I have to give a shoutout to Yuccos, same boat in my book. Made two good friends here.

fewest words ever said on a golf course

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WhiteandNerdy, but when he talked it was funny as hell

Just a "cool" guy

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PRGuy, I had the chance to speak with him Saturday evening and we laughed our a$$es off

Man, I will add more later as my memory gets here.

 

[ddec]

Best modern day Abbot and Costello

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Bama and White Rhino

Those two guys together were absolutely hilarious

 

[Smallville]

Most likely to attend the next outing:

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ME! Even though I am still at 50% attendance, I wish it were 100%!

Funny awards!

 

[Danilo]

Best wedge shot of the weekend

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Thanks thinning one off of P4B's ankle

^^^^ That was awesome!!

of course the only way to follow that was to hit a ball off of bulldog into the garbage can!

 

[Spank818]

most not excited

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Spank chipping one in for the 1st time ever

Have you ever heard of the phrase 'act like you've been there before'... and plus it was for 6.

 

[Danilo]

Best modern day Abbot and Costello

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Bama and White Rhino

Those two guys together were absolutely hilarious

Took em 5 minutes to start going at it!! It was great the entire time!!

 

[Puttin4Bird]

Biggest long drive bomb only to find out it measured at 215 yds...

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TheDue

Coolest cat at the outing...

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Uncle Daddy

Funniest moment of Saturday's round...

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TC having some old lady enjoying a rocking chair on her back porch calling to him to point out his ball between her and her neighbors house, "you scared the life out of me son!"

Person who was EXACTLY what I expected them to be like...

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White Rhino and MaryC tie

Person who was NOTHING like I expected...

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JB, in a good way all the way around. Funny as hell and loves to have a laugh. All of my previous conversations were always all business to it was great to see a side of him I didn't know yet.

Best cougar hunter...

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You wish...what happens at PGA National stays at PGA National!! :wink:

Best dressed...

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Mentioned in my conclusion post...you knew it would be JB. There's no way he'd be out JB'd at his own outing. There were some great outfits though, we've all learned from the best.

Best irons ever...

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TaylorMade Burner 2.0...much much much more to come on these when I get my thread started!!

Worst burmuda rough golfer in the history of the world...

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Puttin4Bird...that crap sucked, you never know what the heck you're getting out of it! Either that or I have no idea how to play out of it...you'd think I would by now!

Most smiles award goes to...

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One-T...this guy has life by the short and curlies, great guy, great smile, great outlook on life, he could be the president someday if not for that little stink in the cougar's room that will surely come back to haunt him in his election. (I kid, I swear I kid)

Best golf partner...

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Hard to pinpoint just a single one because each person I played with was a blast but tcalloway1 was flipping FUN! I wouldn't want to go BEAR TRAPPIN' with anyone else! BEAR TRAP, RAWR!

Last but not least...Best outing ever planned...
No spoiler needed because it is hands down this one. I cannot say it enough how much I enjoyed this event man, what a riot. I was expecting a good time going in but never in my wildest dreams did I think it would be this great. This FAR exceeded my expectations, as I sit here my wife is looking over the receipts from the trip and you know what, she's pissed that I spent so much money but guess what, it's worth EVERY SINGLE PENNY!

 

[Puttin4Bird]

I forgot one....this is not a good award to get in my book but it must be given.

The person who loves to laugh in the face of other people's misery...

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JB for LOUDLY heckling and laughing at any and all Dallas Cowboys fans on Sunday. Real nice buddy.

 

[bulldog]

of course the only way to follow that was to hit a ball off of bulldog into the garbage can![/QUOTE]
That was teamwork!! he gets the assit & I get the points. :act-up:

 

[Puttin4Bird]

of course the only way to follow that was to hit a ball off of bulldog into the garbage can!
That was teamwork!! he gets the assit & I get the points. :act-up:

I don't think anyone knew you were there waiting for me to flop it to you. JB looked at me like I was a flipping idiot...hmm, I got that look a lot over the weekend now that I think of it!! Nah.....

 

[White Rhino]

I forgot one....this is not a good award to get in my book but it must be given.

The person who loves to laugh in the face of other people's misery...
JB for LOUDLY heckling and laughing at any and all Dallas Cowboys fans on Sunday. Real nice buddy.

You say that like it is a bad thing P4B?

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[JB]

I forgot one....this is not a good award to get in my book but it must be given.

The person who loves to laugh in the face of other people's misery...

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JB for LOUDLY heckling and laughing at any and all Dallas Cowboys fans on Sunday. Real nice buddy.

They are just so easy to heckle. Fully decked out in their Romosexual golf gear.

 

[ddec]

I forgot one....this is not a good award to get in my book but it must be given.

The person who loves to laugh in the face of other people's misery...

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JB for LOUDLY heckling and laughing at any and all Dallas Cowboys fans on Sunday. Real nice buddy.

They are just so easy to heckle. Fully decked out in their Romosexual golf gear.

I think this was JB's 2nd favorite moment of the outing. It comes in a close 2nd place because he did get a great looking Srixon bag. JB was very happy to point out that his team is 2-0 while the Cowboys are 0-2.