staticline
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Degoins post about dates shoveling food into their mouth made me think of this.
Took a lady to a restaurant, Charlestons. It's not a steak house, but is was somewhat known for meat. Were knew each other. And, I was friends with her sister.
I order a steak. She orders a salad and a potato and some veggie sides. The server leaves, we have a drink, chit chat, etc. The food arrives and I'm digging into steak. She's picking around...like a lot of first date girls do. I ask her if she's a vegetarian. Her response, "I'm not a vegetarian. I just don't eat meat."
Now, generally, I'm pretty good a math, adding 2+2, etc. But, those two sentences together didn't make sense at all. So, now I'm eating dinner with a kook. Picture Jack Black doing the finger circles next to his head. cuckoo. cuckoo.
Not a lot of conversation ensued after that. The check came. I took her home. Said I gotta go. Then, I headed to my regular haunt at the time,the pool hall. Her sister was a bartender there and happened to be working that night. I walk in and she says that "Sally" called her and said I'd already taken her home. I told her the story and she laughed and agreed her sis was a little weird.
Took a lady to a restaurant, Charlestons. It's not a steak house, but is was somewhat known for meat. Were knew each other. And, I was friends with her sister.
I order a steak. She orders a salad and a potato and some veggie sides. The server leaves, we have a drink, chit chat, etc. The food arrives and I'm digging into steak. She's picking around...like a lot of first date girls do. I ask her if she's a vegetarian. Her response, "I'm not a vegetarian. I just don't eat meat."
Now, generally, I'm pretty good a math, adding 2+2, etc. But, those two sentences together didn't make sense at all. So, now I'm eating dinner with a kook. Picture Jack Black doing the finger circles next to his head. cuckoo. cuckoo.
Not a lot of conversation ensued after that. The check came. I took her home. Said I gotta go. Then, I headed to my regular haunt at the time,the pool hall. Her sister was a bartender there and happened to be working that night. I walk in and she says that "Sally" called her and said I'd already taken her home. I told her the story and she laughed and agreed her sis was a little weird.