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ClairefromClare said:
Geez, it's hard enough convincing my own children that nice people don't use that word, or acknowledge that it happens.
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The best thing about having a dog is being able to blame it on them. I only have cats so I have no foil to deflect my wife's ire, even though I try.
 
ClairefromClare said:
Geez, it's hard enough convincing my own children that nice people don't use that word, or acknowledge that it happens.
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Nice people DON'T use that word.




We do.
 
C-Tech said:
The best thing about having a dog is being able to blame it on them. I only have cats so I have no foil to deflect my wife's ire, even though I try.
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Cat farts are the origin of the phrase "Silent but deadly."
 
C-Tech said:
The best thing about having a dog is being able to blame it on them. I only have cats so I have no foil to deflect my wife's ire, even though I try.
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Pre-verbal children work well too.

Harry Longshanks said:
Nice people DON'T use that word.




We do.
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It's about time to pack my toys up for the night anyway.
 
I had a Cocker that slept under the bed at the head. In the middle of the night, I would be awakened by what can only be described as the worst odiferous stench known on earth. I would scream her name and she would slink out of the bedroom and I would hear the doggie door flap. She knew better. I think she was snickering as she left.
 
TheGasman said:
Of course, it startles me.
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Claire wants to join us on our road trip for the KFC chicken sandwich. I think that's a HHJJ. :alien2: :banana: :bananadance:
 
bogeyme said:
Claire wants to join us on our road trip for the KFC chicken sandwich. I think that's a HHJJ. :alien2: :banana: :bananadance:
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Bogey--you realize that the KFC chicken sandwich is a pop culture reference point. Therefore, I haven't a clue what it signifies.
 
bogeyme said:
Claire wants to join us on our road trip for the KFC chicken sandwich. I think that's a HHJJ. :alien2: :banana: :bananadance:
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Claire - Do you want to sit with Phillip or Nicky? I'm happy to share them.
 
Diane said:
Claire - Do you want to sit with Phillip or Nicky? I'm happy to share them.
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Uh, thanks I think. This is coming back to me now. Which one slobbers the least? Dlog slobber only works if it's your dog.
 
ClairefromClare said:
Uh, thanks I think. This is coming back to me now. Which one slobbers the least? Dlog slobber only works if it's your dog.
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They're Basset Hounds - they all slobber. Out of Bogey, Gasman and me - I'd say I slobber the least so you can sit with me. Unless of course you plan to rub Gasman's belly the entire ride.
 
Diane said:
They're Basset Hounds - they all slobber. Out of Bogey, Gasman and me - I'd say I slobber the least so you can sit with me. Unless of course you plan to rub Gasman's belly the entire ride.
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Good thought--I'll take Gasman's belly. Unless he'd prefer the boys.
 
ClairefromClare said:
Good thought--I'll take Gasman's belly. Unless he'd prefer the boys.
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I don't think he prefers boys - after all Lulu is a girl. I think he's driving though.
 
Diane said:
I don't think he prefers boys - after all Lulu is a girl. I think he's driving though.
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Well then, in case I were accidently to tickle him, causing him to have an accident, I'll take the boys.
 
ClairefromClare said:
Well then, in case I were accidently to tickle him, causing him to have an accident, I'll take the boys.
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Are you going to tell Bogey you chose the boys over him since Gasman was occupied?
 
ClairefromClare said:
Bogey--you realize that the KFC chicken sandwich is a pop culture reference point. Therefore, I haven't a clue what it signifies.
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It's the sandwich that they put out in select cities that really isn't a sandwich. It's two boneless filets of chicken being used as a bun. High in protein but we might have to stop at the ER to have our arteries unclogged.

Diane said:
Are you going to tell Bogey you chose the boys over him since Gasman was occupied?
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I'm use to it. :sad:
 
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