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The Official Tiger Woods Thread

Vegan702 said:
Wow, if you can't get through the outrageous level of sarcasm in that post without needing a smiley, you people have some serious issues.
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Oh if you only knew.........
 
TheGasman said:
If you really want to confuse people, put a smiley when you are serious.
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Maybe JB is just screwing with us about those 4 pms to make a point?
 
Vegan702 said:
The fact that you got 4 pms in reference to my post and they thought it was true is so friggin HILARIOUS!

Point taken JB. I will from this point on make sure to put smilies in my sarcastic posts to keep the gullible from going out and doing something they shouldn't. I sure hope those same 4 didn't follow the advice about taking a microchip and putting it on the end of a 16 penny nail and hammering it into their heads with a 20oz framing hammer that was posted in another thread.
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I'll be a lot more careful from now on....I keep watching the paper for an article about someone being hospitalized for driving a microchip in their head.
 
C-Tech said:
I'll be a lot more careful from now on....I keep watching the paper for an article about someone being hospitalized for driving a microchip in their head.
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That would be me and it hurt like hell, thanks alot people.
 
Vegan702 said:
The fact that you got 4 pms in reference to my post and they thought it was true is so friggin HILARIOUS!

Point taken JB. I will from this point on make sure to put smilies in my sarcastic posts to keep the gullible from going out and doing something they shouldn't. I sure hope those same 4 didn't follow the advice about taking a microchip and putting it on the end of a 16 penny nail and hammering it into their heads with a 20oz framing hammer that was posted in another thread.
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While I agree, keep in mind, that some ridiculous things have been posted in this thread and you perhaps are the most active in this thread. So some thought you had read it somewhere (this is the internet) after all.
 
clg82 said:
Vegan702 said:
The fact that you got 4 pms in reference to my post and they thought it was true is so friggin HILARIOUS!

Point taken JB. I will from this point on make sure to put smilies in my sarcastic posts to keep the gullible from going out and doing something they shouldn't. I sure hope those same 4 didn't follow the advice about taking a microchip and putting it on the end of a 16 penny nail and hammering it into their heads with a 20oz framing hammer that was posted in another thread.[/QUOTE]

4 people just died...........it's a sad day in THP history!
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I heard those 4 families of the dead are going to sue THP for the faulty advice given. Just sayin is all....:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Vegan702 said:
The fact that you got 4 pms in reference to my post and they thought it was true is so friggin HILARIOUS!

Point taken JB. I will from this point on make sure to put smilies in my sarcastic posts to keep the gullible from going out and doing something they shouldn't. I sure hope those same 4 didn't follow the advice about taking a microchip and putting it on the end of a 16 penny nail and hammering it into their heads with a 20oz framing hammer that was posted in another thread.
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4 people just died......what a sad day in thp history.
 
Here's a link the better describes his heritage; Urban Dictionary: Cablinasian

I am pretty sure Tiger said this on Oprah's show when asked about his heritage. He is ""cablinasian." Which stands fof CAucasian, BLack, (American) INdian, and ASIAN. At least that's the way I understood him to explain it. He went on to say that when he was growing up, this word was his invention to describe his heritage.
 
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From wikipedia:

This makes Woods himself half Asian (one-quarter Chinese and one-quarter Thai), one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch.

So he is twice as much Asian as he is African American!

He is also the best Dutch golfer ever, even when you take just 1/8th of his career results!
 
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v3.0 said:
From wikipedia:

This makes Woods himself half Asian (one-quarter Chinese and one-quarter Thai), one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch.

So he is twice as much Asian as he is African American!

He is also the best Dutch golfer ever, even when you take just 1/8th of this career results!
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:laughing: Good one!
 
I'm hearing reports that Tiger may be checking into a rehab center in Phoenix area for his Drug and Sex addiction
 
BigLeftyinAZ said:
I'm hearing reports that Tiger may be checking into a rehab center in Phoenix area for his Drug and Sex addiction
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Can you fill in where the reports are coming from? Its been speculated for about a week that rehab was in the future, but not that specific and a different location.
 
"Tiger will do more than any other man in history to change the course of humanity. … He is the Chosen One. He'll have the power to impact nations. Not people. Nations."—Earl Woods
 
At the risk of repeating information from unsubstantiated sources, this article ran in the Wall Street Journal today. It's long, so I'm putting it in spoiler tags.

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How Tiger Protected His Image

After a Tabloid Took Compromising Photos, His Camp Cut a Deal; Posing for Men's Fitness

By REED ALBERGOTTI, VANESSA O'CONNELL and RUSSELL ADAMS

In the summer of 2007, a representative for Tiger Woods called an editor at Golf Digest with some awkward news. Though the magazine was spending hundreds of thousands of dollars annually to secure preferential access to Mr. Woods, the golfer had agreed to a rare, in-depth interview and cover shoot with another publication, Men's Fitness.



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Associated Press Tiger Woods, above, in a golf tournament in Atlanta in September.

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Golf Digest editor Jerry Tarde acknowledged that he was "mystified" that Mr. Woods had agreed to this. Under Golf Digest's contract with Mr. Woods, the monthly, which is owned by Condé Nast Publications Inc., spent as much as $1 million annually on donations to the Tiger Woods Foundation, printing the charity's annual report and sponsoring many of Mr. Woods's preferred tournaments, according to a person familiar with the terms. In return, Mr. Woods agreed to contribute monthly articles on golf techniques and limit his appearances in competing publications.



Yet never had Golf Digest been granted the level of access to the golfer's private life allowed for in the article and photo shoot published in Men's Fitness in August 2007. Mr. Tarde says he did not object because the interview wasn't a violation of Golf Digest's agreement with Mr. Woods. He said he assumed Mr. Woods had agreed to the interview as a way to generate publicity for his trainer, Keith Kleven. Mr. Kleven, who was quoted extensively in the Men's Fitness article, did not return calls for comment.

Mr. Woods had cut an unusual deal with American Media Inc., the owner of both Men's Fitness magazine and the National Enquirer tabloid newspaper. Mr. Woods agreed to the cover shot and photo spread in Men's Fitness, whose circulation of about 700,000 per issue is less than half of Golf Digest's nearly 1.7 million, in return for the National Enquirer squelching a story and photographs purportedly showing Mr. Woods in a liaison with a woman who wasn't his wife, according to people directly involved in the arrangement.
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News of the World Mindy Lawton poses in a recent photo.

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American Media Inc. denies there was any deal to quash photos of Mr. Woods in a compromising situation. In written statements to the Journal on Dec. 11, the company said descriptions of a deal between American Media and Mr. Woods were "inaccurate" and "false." A spokeswoman and a lawyer for the company declined to specify the inaccuracies, but said sources who described such an agreement were "misinformed." Asked whether there was any deal made with Mr. Woods to quash a written article, the lawyer said "no comment."

Mr. Woods's agent, Mark Steinberg, declined to comment on the Men's Fitness article or any allegations concerning marital infidelity by his client. AMI Chief Executive Officer David J. Pecker also declined to comment.
But according to accounts provided by former employees of AMI and other individuals with direct knowledge of the arrangement, there was a deal between Mr. Woods and the owner of the National Enquirer. A close examination of how exposure of that alleged infidelity was suppressed more than two years ago reveals fresh details about the quid pro quo. It also offers a look at how Mr. Woods and his handlers worked to hide the golfer's off-course behavior to protect the image of a superstar whose endorsements made him one of the richest athletes in sports.

 
More, because it's too long for one post.

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The woman purportedly photographed with Mr. Woods in 2007, a Florida restaurant employee named Mindy Lawton—along with at least one of her family members—was recently promised an undisclosed sum in return for telling her story exclusively to News of the World, a London-based tabloid owned by News Corp., which also owns The Wall Street Journal. The agreement blocks her from discussing her alleged relationship until after Dec. 20—two weeks after it was first published in the U.K., according to people familiar with the matter. Hayley Barlow, a spokeswoman for News of the World, confirmed Ms. Lawton is under contract to the newspaper. "News of the World has a reputation for breaking big stories and that comes at a price," she said.
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Men's Fitness The August 2007 cover of Men's Fitness.




The National Enquirer episode began with an encounter in the late winter or early spring of 2007 in a church parking lot near Mr. Woods's home in Windermere, Fla., according to the people with direct knowledge of the situation. A person working on behalf of the National Enquirer, based in Boca Raton, Fla., tailed Mr. Woods to the empty parking lot, these people said. Hidden from view, the photographer snapped photographs of the married Mr. Woods meeting a woman in his car. After the encounter, the photographer followed Mr. Woods to a small airport, where the golfer got on a private jet and took off, those people said.

The photos were so poorly lit that it was nearly impossible to tell what the couple was doing in the parking lot, says one person who saw the pictures. This person said it was unlikely the story could have been published without more evidence. At any rate, the Enquirer notified Mr. Woods's representatives and the woman in the photograph that the publication had photographic evidence of the golfer having an affair and was ready to expose the encounter, according to people directly involved. It didn't disclose to Mr. Woods's representatives that the quality of the photographs was so poor, according to those people.


Within hours, representatives of Mr. Woods told the Enquirer that Mr. Woods wouldn't comment on the alleged affair, say people close to the matter. But the representatives made an offer: If the Enquirer dropped the story, Mr. Woods would sit for an elaborate interview for sister publication Men's Fitness, according to people with direct knowledge of the arrangement.

After Mr. Woods's camp offered the interview to American Media, people familiar with the matter say the company began negotiating with Lavely & Singer, a 15-lawyer firm in Los Angeles that is known for its aggressive tactics in disputes surrounding the publication of controversial articles about celebrities. Neither Jay Lavely Jr., who represents Mr. Woods, nor his partner, Martin Singer, responded to questions from the Journal.
After weeks of discussion, the two sides hammered out a contract detailing guidelines for the interview and the photo shoot, as well as the guarantee that the story of Mr. Woods's rendezvous in the church parking lot wouldn't be printed, according to a person who has seen the document.

The interview and photo shoot took place in 2007. "We had a great discussion," said Roy S. Johnson, a former Sports Illustrated editor who was working as a freelance writer when he conducted the interview. "He worked out for us in the gym down there. He hit balls for us to be able to capture that wonderful swing. We talked about how he and Elin often worked out together."

In the August 2007 issue, a beaming Mr. Woods appeared on the cover of Men's Fitness. Inside, a 3,500-word story appeared, headlined "Tiger!" It was a coup for Men's Fitness. The issue sold about 176,000 copies on the newsstand—more than 30% more than the average for the magazine's 10 issues that year, according to the Audit Bureau of Circulations. In May 2007, Mr. Johnson was named editor in chief of Men's Fitness.

American Media disputes that version of events. In an email Thursday, Samantha Trenk, the spokeswoman for American Media, said the idea for the interview came from Mr. Woods. "Tiger's camp approached us, and was happy that Tiger and Roy had a previous relationship," she said.
In late May, Steve Cohn, editor in chief of Media Industry Newsletter, took a call from a public-relations firm that said it was working for American Media pitching a story that Mr. Johnson scored a coup by getting Mr. Woods to pose for the cover of Men's Fitness. Mr. Cohn wrote in his July 16, 2007, issue that Mr. Johnson secured the interview based on a longstanding friendship with Mr. Woods.

This week, however, Mr. Johnson said he had nothing to do with securing Mr. Woods and that he wasn't told at the time how the coveted interview was arranged. "I wasn't privy to anything that transpired," he said. "I was a freelancer. They asked me to write the story and I was happy to do so." Asked whether he was subsequently told how the interview with Mr. Woods was arranged, Mr. Johnson declined to comment.

American Media said it has never claimed Mr. Johnson arranged the interview with Mr. Woods.
—Douglas A. Blackmon and Hannah Karp contributed to this article.
 
Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!

Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.
Scottish author & novelist (1771 - 1832)
 
BigLeftyinAZ said:
I'm hearing reports that Tiger may be checking into a rehab center in Phoenix area for his Drug and Sex addiction
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JB said:
Can you fill in where the reports are coming from? Its been speculated for about a week that rehab was in the future, but not that specific and a different location.
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"The Meadows" is the most recent report on the local news station
 
that video game was funny thanks gasman.
 
Another sponsor bails.

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/Tag-Heuer-Tiger-Woods-121809

Tag Heuer to halt use of Tiger's image in U.S.

Swiss watch maker Tag Heuer says it will not use Tiger Woods image in advertising campaigns in the United States for the foreseeable future. Tag Heuer CEO Jean-Christophe Babin told Swiss daily Le Matin on Friday that the company was reacting to "recent events" surrounding the golfer.

Babin was quoted saying that "we recognize Tiger Woods as a great sportsman but we have to take account of the sensitivity of some consumers in relation to recent events." Woods has taken an indefinite leave from Golf to work on repairing his marriage after numerous allegations of infidelities.

The newspaper said Tag Heuer will continue to support Woods' charitable foundation but will use other brand ambassadors in U.S. ads. The watch maker could not immediately be reached for comment because the story was released on the newspaper's Web site after Tag Heuer's headquarters at La Chaux-de-Fonds closed for the holidays until Jan. 4. The full interview was to be published in Saturday's editions of Le Matin.

Tag Heuer joins other sponsors in backing away from Woods as his image has taken a beating since a Thanksgiving holiday car accident at the golfer's Florida Home was followed by an admission of extramarital "transgressions." Consulting firm Accenture dropped him as its representative last weekend, and Gillette said it would stop airing his ads for their razors.

Tag Heuer initially said Monday it would stand by Woods, but moderated its support later that day by saying it would assess its relationship with the world's highest-earning athlete.
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I have a question assuming there really is a divorce, and Elin gets custody of the children. Isn't Florida one of the states that has a law that says the custodial parent cannot remove the children from that state if the non-custodial will not allow it?
 
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