Caption This Contest 11-29-09

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Despite the fact that we are giving away 12 days of prizes coming up next week, we wanted to have some fun with a caption this contest.

Caption this photo and win a THP prize pack. The more entries we get, the better the prize pack will be.

Here are the rules.
1. Only one entry per person
2. Do not quote the photo when making your entry.
3. By entering this contest you agree that if you win, you will take a picture of the prize and post it in the contest winners thread.

Contest will run until Tuesday 12/1/09 at 7pm EST.

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That shortcut through the driving range might not have been my best idea!
 
I really 'sliced' it!
 
"Big Three" Aerodymanics, circa 2009:

"Hey, it has worked for golf-balls for about 100 years!"
 
This golf ball designer really took his aerodynamic dimple design seriously. 40 MPG and low spin off the 'driver.'
 
Tragically, once the Titelist Taurus hit 100 mph it took flight, flying over 300 yards, Callaway is looking in to the situation.
 
For Sale: Used car with major body damage. minor body cosmetic blemishes a one of a kind golf ball-like finish. $2500 OBO. Receive a free dozen golf balls with purchase.
 
Ford and THP have teamed up for the ULTIMATE golfers giveaway: A FREE 'custom-designed Ford Taurus'. Just e-mail JB or GG to get your entry in.
 
The new Ford Taurus with Surlyn cover; Long, soft, hard to cut, and unattractive.

Kevin
 
While on the driving range Jim's buddy told him to drive that ball home, he took it a little to literally.
 
Tiger's new ride was inspired by his wife, Elin, and her passion for practicing her golf swing on the families previous vehicle.
 
Press Release: Taking the VW Golf concept to the next level

The newest in crash safety. On first glance, one might assume that the golf ball design is optimized for aerodynamic efficiency. While this is true, the biggest caveat is safety. Should the driver crash this on the highway, it will check up nicely minimizing the potential damage to the car, driver and others involved.
 
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Ford has decided to delay renewing the sponsorship of Phil Mickelson until he signs off on driving this to every tournament.
 
Is this what the weatherman meant when he said "...golf ball sized hail..."?
 
Lone Driver Parks Near Front of Q-School Parking Lot; Others Park at Rear of Parking Lot.
 
Official test car of Bridgestone Golf.
 
In an effort to boost sagging sales, Ford today introduced a new cooperative venture between the car maker and Titleist golf, the Ford Dimple. The aerodynamic styling improves fuel economy, and unconfirmed reports state that the vehicle runs on a revolutionary mixture of bent grass, sand and frustration, a mixture readily available on any golf course.
 
Elin's Christmas present to Tiger - a multi-layered Ford with a tough Surlyn cover to keep him safe for those late night drives. Window-shattering golf club not included.
 
Easy to drive, extra spin on ice.
 
Sadly, the new aerodynamic dimple design did not allow the new Ford Taurus Crush to move faster. However the low turbulence surface did reduce the adhesion of lovebugs by over 30% in controlled tests.
 
When the car thats shaped like a driver comes out, people might actually get the urge to "drive" a ford taurus. :laughing:
 
We know everyone likes to hit the ball picker on the range...but...Damm...
 
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