Michael Vick is a Moron Take 2

Interesting article which ties in well with the Tiger / Temper thread. There are a lot of rich, stupid athletes that make Tiger look better everyday. Just goes to show you that wealth doesn’t equal smarts and that even though something is legal to do doesn’t mean you should partake. There is a time and place for everything and this wasn’t the time for Mr. Vick to make this decision.
 
How is it a "strip club" if they don't get naked???



(not that I have ever been there....:angel:)
 
How is it a "strip club" if they don't get naked???



(not that I have ever been there....:angel:)

Good question, apparently “strip club” is more loosely based than I originally thought. Not that I would know either. :act-up:
 
How is it a "strip club" if they don't get naked???



(not that I have ever been there....:angel:)

They don't get naked in NJ strip clubs. The strippers have to keep their bottoms on. It's the law.
 
They don't get naked in NJ strip clubs. The strippers have to keep their bottoms on. It's the law.

Not if they want my money....:laughing:
 
I'm sorry, I tried to have some fun, I guess I should explain that due to all the stiffness lately, it won't happen again and I will take a more definitive stance and have a firm opinion on everything.....:D
 
I would think so.

I am pretty sure women are not qualified to answer this question. :D Just kidding of course. But not really.
 
the ladies in Tampa can get completely nude as long as there is no liquor served. If there is a full liquor bar then they have to wear pasties.....so I have been told :angel:
 
the ladies in Tampa can get completely nude as long as there is no liquor served. If there is a full liquor bar then they have to wear pasties.....so I have been told :angel:

Spoken like a true lady. :D
 
LOL, I have actually never even been in the parking lot of a strip club, I have never been to one, never cared to go to one. I know lots of ladies who love them, but it's just not for me. I actually know this because I have had a lot of clients who were strippers and they educated me on the rules and regulations, at least here in Tampa.
 
I don't understand the fascination with strip clubs, I have been in a couple years ago & found them boring.
 
"Clients"
 
Yes, clients. Strippers need a place to live just like the rest of us.

Not to be so blunt, but I am pretty sure men like strip clubs because they like boobs and naked women. It's interesting to me to think that people would pay money for that, but I don't pee standing up, so my guess is I will never really understand it.
 
"Clients"

Yeah, that gave me a good snicker.

I know this thread is getting :eek:fftopic: but...

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I think my most unusual experience was the night my wife and I went with her boss and his wife. His wife was doing “research” to see what she liked for the enhancement procedure she was planning to get done.
 
Yes, clients. Strippers need a place to live just like the rest of us.

Not to be so blunt, but I am pretty sure men like strip clubs because they like boobs and naked women. It's interesting to me to think that people would pay money for that, but I don't pee standing up, so my guess is I will never really understand it.

Strippers have trouble finding places to sleep? Does Harry know this?

you dont pee standing up. Like her?
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Yes, clients. Strippers need a place to live just like the rest of us.

Not to be so blunt, but I am pretty sure men like strip clubs because they like boobs and naked women. It's interesting to me to think that people would pay money for that, but I don't pee standing up, so my guess is I will never really understand it.

To be honest the times I get stuck going for work, etc I usually sit back and watch the clientele. It is often very interesting.
 
Strippers have trouble finding places to sleep? Does Harry know this?

you dont pee standing up. Like her?
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Let me rephrase, they need a permanent residence just like the rest of us, not just a place to crash. (I apologize in advance for this comment but...) Besides they need the space for when they are studying, you know they are only doing that to put themselves through college.
 
Let me rephrase, they need a permanent residence just like the rest of us, not just a place to crash. (I apologize in advance for this comment but...) Besides they need the space for when they are studying, you know they are only doing that to put themselves through college.

Correction, medical or law school. :D
 
To be honest the times I get stuck going for work, etc I usually sit back and watch the clientele. It is often very interesting.

I can see that too, but I still think more times than not it's for the boobs ha ha. I am all about people watching, that's one of the reasons I love to go to sporting events.
 
Well in Vegas there are strip clubs, that if the client has enough money these clubs, behind closed doors/curtains are no different than bordellos. It's illegal in our county, but it still happens. The cops make many arrests just about every night. Full nudity is also available for the right wallet or purse, and is legal, if no physical touching takes place. That guy knocking down $100K+/- a year, who valet your car can set you up with a stripper (aka "escort"). $10 lap dances are all over the place. Heck, we even have a place here that caters to 18+ year olds. Quite a few high school senior parties take place is this "strip club". They get away with it because there is no liquor being sold. 60 miles down the road, prostitution is very legal at some "gentlemen clubs". These "gentlemen clubs" support entire counties with the taxes they pay.

"Sin City" at it's finest........:banana:
 
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We have a place just outside of the city limits of Lawrence (home of KU) that is a BYOB strip club. It was like 20 bucks the last time I went (about 5 years ago, me and my nephew's other uncle took said nephew on his 21st birthday) to get in, and you could bring a cooler of whatever and the girls would strip completely. (Because the don't actually SERVE the liquor, they get away with it). You'd have to contribute to the "Jukebox Fund" ever half hour or so, at least a couple of bucks, mandatory. But yes, if they serve liquor they have to wear panties and pasties in Kansas. I think Missouri (and likely everywhere) is the same.
 
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